You can't special order awesome
I look better un-naked...
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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