If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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