Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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