hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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