So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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