ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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