Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
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the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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