actually, I'm a sock model
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Randomize
