Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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