There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
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Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
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If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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