So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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