This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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