Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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