I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
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Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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