i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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