i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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