thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
be right there i have to get my cape
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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