The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
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Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
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I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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