Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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