i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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