So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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