im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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