"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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