Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
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I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
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