doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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