that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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