So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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