you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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