I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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