I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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