I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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