Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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