Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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