He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
