please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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