just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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