How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Randomize
