Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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