kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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