Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
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dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
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Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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