The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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