My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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