just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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