Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
It's just like the Real World with babies
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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