Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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