There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
handjob tips. give me some.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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