yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
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Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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