I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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