I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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