Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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