You're so nebulous sometimes
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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