Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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