Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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