I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Randomize
