if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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