I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
my shit smells like andre
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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