My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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