He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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