I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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